Walking Orca, 40 - Hermanus

First have a laugh my dear...
Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings. - Robert Bloch
I don't see the need to live if I can't laugh. I believe in taking life by the nuts and living it fully.
Most girls like my dimples and those that don't are blind.
There is so much to say about myself but honestly here is not the place to share it.
I believe I am one of a kind and that is only shared with whom I choose to share it with.
Oh, I am not conceited only confident in a straight forward way.
If you dare to know more, then contact me.

A woman (22 - 29)

You are not boring in lifestyle and neither in conversation.
You better be adventurous because if you're not we won't get along.
You need to be amazing to be with me because I am one of a kind!
If you think you are hot let me decide on that because that is the only way you will really know.
Only if you are a strong person can you survive with me.
Contacting me means that you like to try new things.
If you like to laugh then we will get along extremely well.
If you don't mind me being straight and telling you like it is then contact me.
I have no time for plastic and fake women. Keep it real and we will be a great team, me being the Brain and you being Pinky.
You need to love nature and the outdoors.
If you looking for true honesty, contact me if you dare.
If you can't cook then don't contact me! Oh, no wait... I might like your perfume. Gosh, what if I am allergic to it? Then we are definitely not going to be on good terms. Just contact me anyway!
Know that if I do happen to contact you, you are in for a fun ride.
Ready, set, engage...