Martin, 34 - Gordons Bay

Hi what's up.. I'm Martin.
I would like to take a girl out for a massive plate of barbecue ribs on the first date. I judge her according to how many and how aggressively she consumes them. Whoever defeats me in this porcine endeavor shall become my bride, My Boudicca. I'll set nations ablaze at her feet just to watch the flames dance in her eyes. Our love will be beautiful in its violence as a tempest hits the Bering Strait, and should it die; it dies as it began. As a mound of bones between us.

A woman (20 - 33)

My warrior bride.. I don't care what she looks like.. I want someone with self respect, someone committed to all aspects of life, someone that will support the same way she Will be supported.. Don't lie about anything.. That's the only thing I hate in life.. Lies..
Does animals count as children?