shanesmail, 65 - Cape Town
Western Cape, South Africa
About Me:
" A delightful creature , often found sitting by the fire . Has moments of pure genius but over shadowed by the moments that are not . Has acquired a loving nature that is seldom been allowed to been shown . Has a wit that can't be explained or understood by most .Has successfully been bred from but has no wish for more offspring. If you become the proud owner of this great creature be sure to give hugs at every opportunity , lavish attention and treat in the best nature you know and you will be awarded on a daily bases. But be warned.... As awesome as he appears , there is a sting in the tail . Miss treat and he will vanish "
Looking For:
Female, must be in good working order and have her own teeth and hair, ( excluding tash and beard ) Must be able to string together a sentence using more than 3 words. Must not snore, and must be able to control bodily functions.
Sense of humor is very important.
......or........An honest woman who says what she means and does what she says. Relaxed, calm, caring, romantic and has a passion for life, family and friends. Emotionally as stable as one can be now days.
Must NOT be ..........
A RACIST
A BIGOT
EGOTISTICAL TWAT
LEGEND IN YOUR OWN MIND
A KNOB
YOU WANT TO SHARE ME WITH YOUR OTHER PARTNERS
YOU BLAME YOUR PARENTS FOR YOUR CRAP LIFE
HAVE RELATIONSHIP HANG UPS (I am not at work!)
A KNUCKLE DRAGGER
WANT TO HAVE A QUICK FLING
MARRIED WITH A HUSBAND THAT DON'T LISTEN ANYMORE
ONE WORD MESSAGES OF 'HI'
TEXT TALK..
IQ OF 2