Lorrain, 57 - Dullstroom
Mpumalanga, South Africa
About Me:
Im fluent in smart ass and a lover of fine food, wine, arts, music, and travelling looking for Mad Max. Although I am an eloquent smart woman, i have a dirty mind and even a dirtier vocabulary and.. Wait for this.. if I walk past you, you may even smack my butt! But first you need to climb into my head to unlock this tornado.. Be warned if you do I will drink Jack from the bottle on the bonnet of your car while you lick away the traces of the pizza on the corners of my mouth.Â
Looking For:
Must have some brains... And preferably a job.. Tall enough to get onto the bonnet without a steppie.. This is kinda important.. . I just can not look down at you.. HATE EMOJIS.. get yourself a vocabulary to express yourself.. Ooooh and if 'hi" is the only pickup line you can come up with I will just ignore your ass.. Bring it on!!