Randal, 47 - Durban

Hey there ladies.
Ok so lets start at the top.
What am I looking for...
A Hair dresser, Misuse, Interour Decorator, cook & cleaner hahaha ja ok I'm just kidding, obviously.

So for those of you who did not skip my profile by now, I'm looking for a girl friend to have fun and joke around with without taking or intending offence. A bit of a crazy cat who is not interested in having a romantic relationship, who can enjoy my playfull manor.
Someone kinda like Harley Quin from the movie Birds of Pray and yes I did say non romantic because I can't see myself being serious with someone like that.

A woman (30 - 45)

So... with that said, if you have no expectations and you are done with being submissive then send me a "Hey hey" and lets bounce that crazy between us & make onlookers check us out in aw, wishing they could be so care free, playfull, goofy and happy and it will be our little secret that we are not actually a couple lol.

Ok so, just in an attempt to take the guessing out of why I say this is that I grew up with older and younger sisters and I enjoy'd and miss the friendship and playfull banter we had before we all moved on in our own directions.