ashadeofgrey, 38 - Pretoria

I think, I think I am. Therefore I am. I think?🤔

Not just amazing in the sack but a formidable web developer too. Razor sharp wit, blessed with the gift of the gab, as tenacious as old boots, can tell his ass from my elbow.

I don't always take life seriously, what's the point? It's not like anyone makes it out alive right? Nonetheless I am here looking for something serious and long term. Or, we could just have a crazy whirlwind tempestuous romance, whaaatever floats your goat I can improvise, adapt and overcome.

A woman (18 - 90)

I'm a man of simple tastes, although I do have a soft spot for brunette's, but hey, I'm willing to compromise on that if you're blonde or a redhead don't hesitate. Looking for a girl who's charming and witty, able to lick her elbow, cook like Nigella and screw like Jenna Jameson.