Solidus, 34 - Johannesburg

I am a selfish prick. On the outside, I may appear like an emotionless, sarcastic piece of shit but just like an onion, when you peel off more layers, you find the exact same thing every time and then you start crying.

My body type is fit so dont expect me to be big or riddled with muscles to the point where I cant scratch my head and just in case you are wondering, yes I do have a six pack. I have a beard like the one Robert Downey Jr sports in the movies 'Ironman', black hair that is the perfect length and dark brown eyes. I honestly dont give a **** what people think, this is who i am. I do what I want, when I want.

A woman (20 - 28)

If I had to write a newspaper personal, it would read something like this...

I am a good looking, sexually talented looking for a married woman who wants to make her husband jealous in order to procure expensive gifts from him. If you are this person, you can message me.