Bananna&Kiwis, 30 - Johannesburg
Gauteng, South Africa
About Me:
I have a degree in Mechanical Engineering and a Master's degree in Snuggology. I'm a very down to earth, smooth sailing type of guy. I'm very caring, extremely patient, witty and somewhat cheesy. Random outings are part of the package (yes, this means getting a McFlurry at pm).
The most private thing I am willing to admit: I wear a special cologne. It’s called Sex Panther by Odeon. It’s illegal in nine countries…and it’s made with bits of real panther, so you know it’s good.
Looking For:
Sex isn't even an option on the first date, so don't even bother, however if I'm interested I'll place my underwear on the table. Fold them in three and place in your handbag. Return them washed and we will consumate like country folk. All jokes aside, be considerate of others, be decent and be lekker.