Sapphire, 46 - Germiston

So, here I am, fully house trained, I can make my own bed and wear matching socks most days. I also bath occassionally because you have to take care of yourself, I mean seriously. Before I worked in an office I used to be a superhero but my cape kept snagging on tall buildings and birds never keep to their side of the sky... When I'm bored I blink wildly then shut my eyes tight and enjoy the light show. Bonus features: I'm too lazy to be a stalker, you'll have to come to me... and bring coffee! If you act now you also get a money back guarantee. So, if you love part Irish girls raise your hands... if not... raise your standards ;)

A guy (45 - 60)

I'm not judgemental or picky. Like people who are honest and down to earth, someone who loves animals is a bonus. Make me laugh and we are definitely on the right road