wesley, 38 - Centurion

Im an ***hole. I wont open doors for you, in fact be careful as I will likely trip you as you go through the door for laughs and giggles. I expect you to cook for me and clean up my mess after I eat. And by the way, Im a really messy eater. Food everywhere, on the floor, in my lap, but these are the least of your worries.

I leave my socks on the floor in the bedroom, and yes they stink. I will not do laundry, and insist that you do it. Not just insist, you must LOVE to do my laundry and look forward to it. Look forward to it like you look forward to water in the desert. Look forward to it like you look forward to seeing your family after years of separation. I think you get the picture.

Also I dont do romance, I expect action on the first date, big time action, and I wont sleep over (yes this will be at your place because I dont want you to know where I live).

(Askmen online dating advice) says that I should also talk about these four points so as I dont waste my time and be successful here, so let me address each one:

1. Talk about your hobbies. kicking puppies
2. Talk about your goals/aspirations finding a rich woman to take care of me
3. Talk about yourself and what makes you unique Im not unique in the least bit
4. Your taste in music The Cranberries, Enya, Mazzy Star, cat stevens, Indigo Girls

OK girls, waiting for your messages.. ....go

JOKE!!!!
You have to message me if you really want to know what im like.

A woman (18 - 39)

She must be rich!
Love to cook and clean!
Sexy as hell!
Keeps feelings to herself!
Takes her own clothes off!
Pays for me at the movies!
Always in heels!
And the list just goes on.